so today i found out that there’s this guy in astronomy class who has the same future dream as me
he wants to build a sloth sanctuary
i really feel for him
You should marry him and build a sloth sanctuary together. and the Sloths will be you children, and they will be super sloths who fight demons
ok gon do this
Leo wants some coffee
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”