WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
i ship it
Here’s to you and here’s to me
with you here, beside you
how do i kill someone without looking rude
You are not a psychopath. Although you may be attracted to them.
Favourite photoshoots -> Chris Evans by David Slijper (requested by anonymous)
How to Take a Selfie: A Guide to Abusing Paint by Lena Headey