junior
did she just fucking call me junior
oh no she didnt
omg this bitch
how dare you
i was nearly not gay for you
in which Sherlock’s heart is crushed
I WAS NEARLY NOT GAY FOR YOU.
NEARLY NOT GAY
sweetie you smell like fish badaboom
does she think Mycroft is Sherlock’s dad
(Source: sherlockspeare, via ieatcellphones)

Sherlock’s a bit possessive about his shock blanket.
#MY BLANKY MINE NOT YOURS NOT MYCROFTS BUT MINE ONLY JOHN IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH
D Y I N G
(via loki-cat)
… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.
THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS
every time I post this it gets funnier
“the show would consist of john limping around london at various speeds” omg.
Why am I laughing so hard
OMG HAHA
(Source: supholmes)
Jim: If you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. If you don’t, I’ll make you into shoes.
(via loki-cat)
MARVELCROSSOVER - S.H.I.E.L.D calls for Sherlock Holmes, sending Black Widow who is already unexpectedly acquainted with him from a previous encounter at a Renaissance fair.Sequel to THIS